Bringin’ the #MURICA to the #partay.  #beerpongshorts #dayoff #friends #doinitright

Bringin’ the #MURICA to the #partay. #beerpongshorts #dayoff #friends #doinitright

It’s a pink and budget binder kinda night. #P!nk #guiltymusicpleasure #exceptnotsoguilty #idontactuallygetthebedinthispic #butilovethissongsoitsok

It’s a pink and budget binder kinda night. #P!nk #guiltymusicpleasure #exceptnotsoguilty #idontactuallygetthebedinthispic #butilovethissongsoitsok

Part of how I was diagnosed with my endocrine disorder in high school was because I was very, very, VERY suicidal.  I am closer to that feeling now than I have been in almost 15 years.  I’m okay, I have counseling on Tuesday; but I want you guys to NEVER underestimate the power of your body and brain chemistry in controlling how you feel, when you can’t.  

Because at the end of the day - you: are a garden rose. And that bitch is a garden weed.
Orange is the new Black - Season 2

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Holy crow. This is profound. And really, really beautiful. #quotes #love #pain

Holy crow. This is profound. And really, really beautiful. #quotes #love #pain

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sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: youngsta-tes)

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Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where all the cars represent men. You’re supposed to be able to share the road equally with cars, but that’s not how it works. The roads are built for cars and you spend a great deal of physical and mental energy being defensive and trying not to get hurt. Some of the cars WANT you to get hurt. They think you don’t have any place on the road at all. And if you do get hurt by a car, everyone makes excuses that it’s your fault.
A friend of a friend (via onesmallflowerofeternity)

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barackobama:

squidkitten:

OBAMA IS SELLING A COFFEE MUG WITH HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE ON IT AND ON THE OTHER SIDE IS HIS FACE AND “MADE IN THE USA” I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

Yes, this is a real thing we sell in our store!

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