Bringin’ the #MURICA to the #partay. #beerpongshorts #dayoff #friends #doinitright
Part of how I was diagnosed with my endocrine disorder in high school was because I was very, very, VERY suicidal. I am closer to that feeling now than I have been in almost 15 years. I’m okay, I have counseling on Tuesday; but I want you guys to NEVER underestimate the power of your body and brain chemistry in controlling how you feel, when you can’t.
Because at the end of the day - you: are a garden rose. And that bitch is a garden weed.
Holy crow. This is profound. And really, really beautiful. #quotes #love #pain
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex
Being a woman is kind of like being a cyclist in a city where all the cars represent men. You’re supposed to be able to share the road equally with cars, but that’s not how it works. The roads are built for cars and you spend a great deal of physical and mental energy being defensive and trying not to get hurt. Some of the cars WANT you to get hurt. They think you don’t have any place on the road at all. And if you do get hurt by a car, everyone makes excuses that it’s your fault.